DATE: June 12,2001
If you think it is difficult to wrestle with CHYNA in the WWF, just wait
until you see how hard it is to wrestle files from her in Touchstone Pictures'
upcoming comedy, '
ET:
Explain the catsuit.
CHYNA: What do you mean explain the catsuit? I don't know what you are
talking about. It is just another day in the life of JOANIE (LAURER,
Chyna's real name). Now people get to know the real me. This would be a typical
house-cleaning outfit -- easy to clean with a little Windex.
ET:
Describe what you are wearing. CHYNA: This is a latex outfit. And believe me when I tell you this baby
is skin-tight. What you see is what you get because there is not an ounce of air
between the latex and my body. I feel very, very naughty. (Imitates a cat
hissing.)
ET:
Is it comfortable?
CHYNA: It honestly is so much like a second skin that if it is cold, I
feel chilly, and when the sun comes out, I feel really warm, so it is really
weird temperature-wise. The weird thing is the cap. It gives me tunnel vision,
so I am tripping over everything and hitting everybody because I can't see what
I am doing. It is very Freeda. It goes with the character.
ET:
: But you are not Catwoman?
CHYNA: What I am is a woman with very, very bad taste. The best part in
playing Freeda -- for me Joanie -- is I happen to love costumes and makeup. In
this movie, I get to wear every kind of costume and imitate celebrities very
badly. I wear a little MADONNA outfit, the famous JENNIFER LOPEZ
dress and the Catwoman outfit, amongst other very horrible outfits.
ET:
So you are satirizing celebrities?
CHYNA: I am doing a satire on different celebrities and it is a blast, it
is so funny. I don't have a huge speaking role, but just the outfits say a whole
lot in themselves.
ET:
Describe the Madonna outfit.
CHYNA: I wore a peach corset with a very pointed bosom, and I had my hair
up with the braided ponytail and I wore some black stockings and boots. I felt
like I wanted to vogue, it was so Madonna. It is funny because all of the
outfits are kind of the cheesy imitations. That outfit was one of Madonna's very
first outfits. The shot starts out and all you see are these pointy boobs
sticking out at you. It is very comical.
ET:
: What do you mean by the Jennifer Lopez dress?
CHYNA: As most of us know, Jennifer wore this very, very risqué dress to
the Grammys about a year and a half ago. It was very low cut. I think people
were wondering how she even kept the dress on. I wear kind of my own version of
the Jennifer Lopez dress. You have to understand that I am wearing all these
outfits in an office atmosphere. This (indicates catsuit) is how I would
typically dress to go to the office. And I throw everybody who walks in and out
of the office for a loop.
ET:
Your knee is all scraped. What happened out there?
CHYNA: Can you believe it? Here I am talking about the real me and that
is definitely showing my true colors. Here the big athlete comes on set and
falls on her face in high heels, but the ground is real uneven out there and I
am wearing five-inch heels. I am hurt, not so much physically, but my feelings
are hurt.
ET:
But you are still working with your injury?
CHYNA: It happens. Doing what I do, I have been physically abused on a
daily basis, so a little knee scrape isn't that bad. I am not worried about my
knee but the outfit -- I ruined my outfit.
ET:
Considering all the fighting you've done in the ring, what is the
worst injury you have had?
CHYNA: I've had shoulder surgery, rotor cup surgery, broken my nose many
times, broken my ankle and broken my tailbone. It is all part of being an
athlete and trying to look good doing it, too. That is the hard part -- being an
athlete and entertainer all rolled into one.
ET:
Considering all the fighting you've done as entertainment, is it true
that you've never gotten into a fight in real life?
CHYNA: I have always been very competitive all my life. I was an amateur
boxer and the wrestling and, even now, I love being physical. I love that
physical competitiveness, but from a personal standpoint, I am probably very
sensitive. I would cry and walk away before I would ever hit you -- unless you
made me really mad. So, I have never ever been in a physical fight. That is
probably how I learned to hit guys in the nuts. Whoo! I learned from being
smacked around over and over that hitting them in the privates takes them down
every time.
ET:
Are you at a crossroads with the WWF -- there are not a lot of women
out there to challenge you.
CHYNA: I think I am definitely at a crossroads with the WWF. I am one of
those people who are extremely happy for their roots. I know what that platform
did for me, and I think I really have been able to display a strength and a
power and be a real inspiration to women out there in the television industry,
but there is only so much I can do now. I don't mean this in a bad way, but so
many women are not in the same league as me. I have been training and wrestling
men for five years. Now it is very difficult. I can't go through the top guys --
ROCKY would never let me beat him. It is very difficult for me to develop
a program with the women right now, too, so the best part about the Chyna
character now is she is more of an attraction than anything. I think the more
acting skills I get under my belt, or the more modeling that I do -- as Joanie
-- just gives me an opportunity to progress in my career, which is what I want
to do as a person.
ET:
Is it important for you to separate Joanie from Chyna?
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CHYNA: Absolutely. I always have to remind people because that is what
they see on TV every week. You start to become known as your character, and I
make no bones about it, Chyna is just a character. My name is Joanie and I am a
completely different person from my character. I would like to be me.